Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Dan Prisoner. I am Lead Efficiency Officer at kaada.no. WRONGROOM, a most very lovely factory located in Oslo East. Our goal is to build an updated internet-archive and a home to kaadas different projects.

Kaada's website grow in popularity so quickly we could hardly keep up demand! . This is where our little html-coding factory came into play. We began with small core of 85 workers and now we have become like a lotus flower, blossoming into a strong and beautiful organization boasting nearly 3,000 workers in five divisions!

Young and old line up every day to join the kaada.no internet infiltration and archiving crew. Workers beg to live in our spacious bunkers, and to work 10 hour days in front of a screen coding html. That's right, we do all this just to please you the reader who we all treasure so much... and for Mr. Kaada, who is our most cherished of leader. I am told Mr.Kaada sits atop of golden throne made of kitten pelts. It has been said that Kaadas's phallus is 9 inches long and is as thick as a soda can! He is super!

Every day, all day we almost kill ourselves for your enjoyment! OK well we do not have much choice because of the cattle prods and the electrified barbed wire, but it is fine, we don't mind!